Incest is the best, put your sister to the test!

[hyena_gal]

Merlin. 3x05: The Crystal Cave.

- And all the Arthur/Merlin shippers' hearts went 'flutter, flutter, flutter' doing that first part of the episode.
- Oh my God, Gaius! You're an idiot asshat! I thought people were supposed to grow *wiser* the older they got! Why are you going against Nature?
- Oh brother, I still ship Morgana/Morgause hardcore like nobody's business. ;) Morgause thinks it's glorious news. She can probably smell the throne or something. ;)

And then the scene that made me make *flaily* hands! These two women, for reals! :D 

- "Don't you see this is wonderful?" BECAUSE NOW I CAN MARRY YOU! AND WE CAN BE QUEEN AND QUEEN OF CAMELOT! <-- That's what Morgause meant to say. XD 
- (bells ring) Morgana: "You must go."
Morgause: "No. I don't want to leave you like this."
Morgana: "You must or they will find you here."
Morgause: "Do not do anything rash, Morgana. Promise me."
(Morgana looks away, distressed. AND MORGAUSE KISSES HER ON THE CHEEK, THEREBY BREAKING THE GAYDAR ON THIS SHOW!!!!)
Morgause: "We must bide our time."
OMG, IT'S LIKE A LESBIAN VERSION OF ROMEO & JULIET!!!!

Ahem, just to clarify - kissing your sister on the cheek isn't necessarily a gay thing to do, per se. Even if I don't do it with my two sisters, I am in no way claiming people who do it are busy getting freaky with each other. But given how these two women's relationship has been presented during the series it just reads as very. very. very. *homoerotic*! I love it! 

- Ahahah, okay, so there's a window which just exploded, Uther! Maybe you should worry about that? 
Also, I'm pretty sure this is how the dialogue should have gone during that scene:
Uther: "Did you just kick a ridiculously large dagger under my bed?"
Morgana: "No?"
Uther: "Oh. Okay."

Comments

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

(Morgana looks away, distressed. AND MORGAUSE KISSES HER ON THE CHEEK, THEREBY BREAKING THE GAYDAR ON THIS SHOW!!!!)

and isn't she like only the second person to kiss morgana in the show?

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Huh? Who was the first? :0 Uther, on the forehead? Yeah, my thought exactly! Morgana's face is sacred place - only a chosen few are allowed to come in contact with it. ;D

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

oh i didn't think of Uther!! (i don't think he counts as she hates him!!!) i meant the whole series, from 1-3 and i was thinking of Alvar!! he's the only person i could remember kissing her. (and i quite like that Katie didn't know he was going to do it either!! :D )

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Oh. Alvar. Was he... that guy in that episode with Mordred? Back when she tried sneaking him out of Camelot? Dear Jeebus, I don't remember that at all! XD When did he kiss her? In a tent or in the camp or something?

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

he was the one who went to her room with mordred and persuaded her to get the crystal of where ever for him, yes!

he only kissed her on the cheek, but it was when she went back to warn him that arthur was coming after him and his people, they were in the woods at the time!!

it may have only been on her cheek but it's the closest anyone has got!!!!

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Oh, it was only on the cheek! ;) Yes, that's correct - I recall now. Do you remember which cheek, because it would be kind of funny if him and Morgause each got an unkissed cheek to kiss. XD

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

hahaha! i think he did get an unkissed one!! i think it was the right side!!


It's kind of ridiculous really that everyone seems to be after Gwen when Morgana is there!!! if i was a visiting knight (or would be knight) i wouldn't be paying all that much attention to Gwen!!!! ;)

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

It's coordinated! They've thought of everything, these people. ;)

Hmm. I'm actually okay with the fact that all the guys are all over Gwen - she's the only one of the characters not portrayed as going completely loco, she's down-to-earth and rational - I can see how it's appealing. Plus, Angel is just a cutie. :)

But, yes, I would not say no to be the filling of a Morgana/Morgause sandwich! Yummy! ;D

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

well, it does give Morgana more time to be evil, so i'm okay with it too!!! :D i suppose going after the kings ward (daughter!) is probably pushing your luck a bit if you're only a knight!!

i'm not sure there are many people who would say no! :D

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

If they even dared nearing Morgana, man, they'd get everything cut off in Uther's wrath - arms, legs, ears, balls - you name it. ;)

But where is all the fic then? :( I love these two together so much, but I can't find all the fic!

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

hahaha!! that is very true!! probably not worth the risk!!!


i was going to suggest sorceress_seer but i see you are already a member! i don;t really know anywhere else to get fic :( unless there is some different stuff on somewhere like merlin_femslash *shrug* i think people might stay away as they are sisters!!!!

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

But since I don't have any balls I'd take the risk. :D

Hmm. Maybe. It's a possibility. Or maybe people are just too busy writing for the guys to notice these fabulous women walking around on the show?

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

it would be a good reason to die i suppose, if you have to go why not risk it all first??!!!


yeah there does seem to be a lack of femslash out there :( damn all the merlin/arthur fangirls!!!

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'd fling myself at her feet and be all, like, "Please let's make sweet love, and *then* I get to be executed. How about it?" ;D

Yes, damn them! Damn them all!!!!! *shakes angry fist at them* If only they'd write some Morgana/Morgause too, on the sideline, then I wouldn't mind. :(

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

i think you'd have to beat me to it though!! (it could mean some unlady-like conduct from us, preferably out of morgana's sight!! :D )

no, like you said earlier they don't actually SEE the women in the show!!! :(

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

A race? :D Oh, it's ON! Erh, actually, on second thought, maybe we should just try to woo her then. Let the better person win. Or something. Loser gets to have Morgause. ;)

:( Then they are blind and silly and have boy cooties and shouldn't play with us. There.

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

i was actually thinking of a fight!! i may be better at that than wooing!! but i suppose morgause is a pretty good second prize! that DOESN'T mean i wouldn't try the wooing though!!


yeah! exactly! who want to play with them anyway! not me! *pokes tongue out at them then and turns away*

perfect icon by the way!! :D

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

*whimpers* Why do you want to fight me? Heh. Wooing entails citing love poems to her. You need to get cracking on them now. ;)

Stupid boys. From reading this, you wouldn't actually believe I'm older than 8. XD

Unfortunately, it's all too true. :(

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

i'd be fighting you for the affections of Lady Morgana!! what better thing could there be to fight for?? but if we are going the wooing route then, love poems it is!! although it's pretty late here and i have work sword practice in the morning so i'll leave the poetry until tomorrow??!! now where is that servent? i need some paper and a quill........


hehehe, well if you're 8 then i think we may be in the same class at school!!

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Well, when you put it like *that*... I guess I get it. ;P

Ehehe, I expect the most touching love poem addressed to the Lady Morgana to come into being during tomorrow at some point from your hands - if you do it, I'll do it. ;D

Weeee - elementary school all over again! Brilliant! I'm that girl who keeps making balls out of the paper and throwing them after the other kids. And then they hit me for it. :(

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

I ahould admit that im not very good at poetry but it might be fun!! I might give it a go at lunch!!!




I'll be the kid standing next to you egging you on and then running away!! :D lol

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

There should be a comm for this - Wooing Morgana, and then there'd be these challenges that everyone would have fill: love poems, quizzes, graphics, all in the name of getting her hand. And then there would be a winner at the end. XD

*blinks* Bastard. :'(

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

that's an awesome idea!! It's funny because i was actually thinking that it would be a good challenge for merlin_land which is a challenge comm (obviously!!) for merlin!! great minds think alike!! :D ( i swear if i had more time on my hands there are so many comms i would make!!

unfortunaley i gave up on the poetry! it ended up being dolly parton's 'Jolene'!!! *shakes head* (not a bad song though!!)
I still say i would be better at a sword fight than poetry!!


I meant it in a good way! i was just very good at running away at school!! 0_o

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

You should prompt it if you feel enough for it. ;)

~ Mor-gana, Mor-gana, Mor-gana, Mor-gaaaanaaa!~ lol. Okay, you get crazy after trying to sing it only one time with that tune. ;D

:0 What a troublesome child.

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

hhmmmm.... well you never know!!

hahaha!! yeah it doesn't quite go!! :D


well, kiss chance was never my favorite game, what with all those boy cooties!!!

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Go! Go! Go! :)

It is kind of difficult to get a good song out of it. :/ Oh well.

Boy cooties will eat your soul. Trufax. *nods sagely*

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

are you a member at merlin_land? i am a proud member of Team Morgana!!



i heard that about them!! good job i was a a fast runner as a child!!?? :D ;)

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

No, but I'm considering maybe signing up? ;)

You ran away from guys instead of fighting them? That's... actually a good tactic.

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

it can be pretty fun, i have been a little lax this round though!! lot's of good challenges and stuff :D


yeah i didn't want them catching me!! eewww!! and anyway i had a brother to fight!! that's probablywhere i got my tactical skills from!!

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Yeah, I might go check it out now. ;)

He was the muscles, you were... the person running. XD Whatever it takes not to get hurt, though.

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

i seem to be making myself sound like a thug!! i'm really not!! I used to fight with my brother, so i didn't need to fight boys at school!! lol!

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Heh. How many siblings do you have? Just you and your brother?

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

yeah just me and my older brother, we liked to fight!! :D


how about you? and also where are you in the world?

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Two sisters. And I'm in... uhm, Europe. ;)

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

well, that's not very specific!!! lol!

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Nah. ;P Well, I'm from the country you're currently in, but I'm not... in it, right now.

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

oh...well....okay then!! dare i ask where you are at the minute?

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

You may dare all you want, but whether you get a clear answer... ;D I'm... close to the UK.

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

ireland?

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that sounds fine with me. ;)