hyena_gal | Incest is the best, put your sister to the test! (Reply)

Merlin. 3x05: The Crystal Cave.

- And all the Arthur/Merlin shippers' hearts went 'flutter, flutter, flutter' doing that first part of the episode.
- Oh my God, Gaius! You're an idiot asshat! I thought people were supposed to grow *wiser* the older they got! Why are you going against Nature?
- Oh brother, I still ship Morgana/Morgause hardcore like nobody's business. ;) Morgause thinks it's glorious news. She can probably smell the throne or something. ;)

And then the scene that made me make *flaily* hands! These two women, for reals! :D

- "Don't you see this is wonderful?" BECAUSE NOW I CAN MARRY YOU! AND WE CAN BE QUEEN AND QUEEN OF CAMELOT! <-- That's what Morgause meant to say. XD
- (bells ring) Morgana: "You must go."
Morgause: "No. I don't want to leave you like this."
Morgana: "You must or they will find you here."
Morgause: "Do not do anything rash, Morgana. Promise me."
(Morgana looks away, distressed. AND MORGAUSE KISSES HER ON THE CHEEK, THEREBY BREAKING THE GAYDAR ON THIS SHOW!!!!)
Morgause: "We must bide our time."
OMG, IT'S LIKE A LESBIAN VERSION OF ROMEO & JULIET!!!!

Ahem, just to clarify - kissing your sister on the cheek isn't necessarily a gay thing to do, per se. Even if I don't do it with my two sisters, I am in no way claiming people who do it are busy getting freaky with each other. But given how these two women's relationship has been presented during the series it just reads as very. very. very. *homoerotic*! I love it!

- Ahahah, okay, so there's a window which just exploded, Uther! Maybe you should worry about that?
Also, I'm pretty sure this is how the dialogue should have gone during that scene:
Uther: "Did you just kick a ridiculously large dagger under my bed?"
Morgana: "No?"
Uther: "Oh. Okay."