Putting thumbtacks in your chocolate sauce

Your face is ridiculously attractive, McGrath. Like... goddamn you so much. This entire episode of Dates made me view her character as the lesbian version of Brian Kinney or something.

▪ Am plowing my way through a ton of fanfic - most of it consisting of Regina/Emma as it is, so if you want to rec a fic in particular, by all means, go ahead! Trying to see if I can read a ridiculously large number of fic before the summer is over.

▪  Rewatched Once Upon a Time season 1 and season 2 -- and was reminded how much I absolutely adore Regina and how adorable puppy!sheriff!Emma is in the first season. Y'all remember how awesome she was before the Charmings sneezed on her and she caught the Charmings Superiority Complex, yeah? Oh, and Katheryn was made of awesome! I'd be a-okay with sacking Hook and Neal in favour of her returning.

▪ Regina and Emma have a rap battle - I really like what this fandom puts out there, y'know! 

▪ Watched Elementary. Two thumbs up, will definitely tune in for a second season! Here's hoping for more Clyde. :D

▪ Everybody is watching Orphan Black, right? Right? Because it's brilliant! ( Orphan Black 1.01 - 1.10 )

▪ Meme: The first five people to comment on this post will receive from me, sometime this year, a gift – perhaps a picture I drew for you – a surprise! There will be no warning and it will happen whenever the mood strikes me. The catch? Those five people should make the same offer...

▪ Read Fudoki by Kij Johnson (5 stars out of 5 stars)

▪ Once Upon a Time: watched "The Miller's Daughter" and just... goddamn it. Regina, you are too good for this show. I think we should change the title from Once Upon a Time to Hey Everyone, Let's Piss on Regina Mills: The Show.

▪ And more OUaT. Tweet: "6. Nobody on your show is queer=heterosexism". Adam Horowitz: "No 6. How do you know that?" (Adam Horowitz in response to this tweet.) And you know what, all I have to say to this is -- well, show it, don't tell! Show us a queer fairy tale character then! It's not really that much too ask for, is it?

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Goddamn you, Tabrett. Goddamn you, Bridget. Just goddamn you~ (hibernate , how come you haven't talked about this? ;) )

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So I don't know if it's me being a bit dense here but.... I can't really figure out what the aim of this vid is, so if you people could help me out, I'd appreciate it. Are we supposed to find it "funny" because A) it's making fun of stereotypical straight couples *actually* acting like this and hence is commenting on how ridiculous that is or B) it's "funny" because, haha, girls would *never* send their boyfriends flowers, or haha, girls would *never* get down on one knee and propose to their boyfriends, etc. I'm... not sure. Either way, I don't really find it an amusing vid, but, hey, that's just my opinion. :P

▪ Remember when one half of my OTP in Merlin died... and then the other half died? Yeah, good times, good times. *silently weeps*

▪ Merlin AU: Morgana and Gwen as Hades and Persephone. Oh goodness, this is pretty~ ♥ Also reminds me how much I loved Sarah Diemer's The Dark Wife, and, hey, if you haven't read that book, you should! 

▪ Speaking of Merlin, does anyone know where I can find an AU fic where Morgana is an out and proud LGBT activist, her girlfriend, Gwen, used to have a thing for a closeted Arthur who in turn happens to have a thing for Merlin? ...... come on, don't tell me no one has written this exact fic I've just described? 

▪ Tennessee 'Don't Say Gay' Bill Now Requires Teachers To Tell Parents if Their Child is Gay

▪ "Do you think they know?" Yeah, spot the straight folks, indeed. This cracked me up, tho. :P

▪ Fanart rec: Female!Avengers - this is awesome~ Just look at Thor and Captain America~

▪ Once upon a time, Dianna Agron wore this t-shirt (as seen in this video) and then that lead to me to thinking about sparkling cheerleader vampires. 

( And then that lead me to finding pictures )

• Read Alison Bechdel's Fun Home and Are You My Mother? and reread Marjane Satrapi's Persepolis. People, go buy them if you don't own them already! 

• So, anyone wanna discuss the promo photos of Emma and Regina? And that ensemble pic? :P

• Also, this very short Swan Queen fanvid, because, yes! Good, Very good. The kind that puts ideas in your head...

• Cooper: Photographer Cat

• Hong Kong billionaire offers ₤40 million marriage bounty for gay daughter - uhmm.......

• Lesbian kiss wakes Sleeping Beauty

• More warrior women! Stirling Castle's Amazon warrior revealed

TV shows, shows and some more TV shows:

- Finished Once Upon a Time and season 2 of Game of Thrones. Thoughts? Opinions? :P
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( American Horror Story )
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( Season 2 of Lip Service )
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( Season 6 of Dexter )
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( Puella Magi Madoka Magica )
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( Glee. 3.15: Big Brother - 3.22: Goodbye )

• Call for Submissions: Collection on Glee, Gender and Sexuality - deadline is May 15! I hope DrSheBloggo submits some of her (excellent) observations. Just sayin'. 

• And speaking of Glee: this video. Just... watch it. As plausible a theory as any other on how the Glee writers pick their episode themes, indeed. :P 

• In lieu of Hunger Games' current success - The Invisible Dystopia. Quite interesting - the lack of queer presentation in dystopian YA literature really is kind of a theme, isn't it? 

• I swear, I don't even know what this drawing is but it definitely cracked me up. I'm pretty sure that's how I've looked too at some point as a baby. Biatch, I'm ~fabulous~ :P

• So, ever felt that female superheroes in comics are sexualised to the extreme? Allow me to present to you: Unrealistic Comic Book Poses. Just wanna say - bless these two roommates~ This is sad and funny at the same time. 

• Female Gladiator Statue Found. Brb, gonna go read everything I can find that has something to do with female gladiators!

So, anyone interested in seeing Marie Antoinette lezzin' it up with a maid? *raises hand* I am...

From IMDB: "A look at the relationship between Marie Antoinette and one of her readers during the final days of the French Revolution."



Well, they've caught my attention... ;)

• Link: I love the Swan Queen fandom. Here's just one reason why: I Won't Say I'm In Love - Regina/Emma fanvid. Cracked me up! 

• Link: I've never watched Boardwalk Empire, but this fanvid is just... awesome. Awesome covers it nicely. It's all about the women and female agency and fuck yeah! The editing is flawless as well: Daddy I'm Fine. Seriously, check it out. 

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( Glee. 3.13: Heart )

• You guys, there's open season over at ladies_fest, which means all the unclaimed prompts are fair game! I spot 3 Sucker Punch prompts, 10 Harry Potter prompts, 3 Lost Girl prompts and 18 Glee prompts. Go check it out and see if you feel ~inspired~ to write something. :)

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• I just looked through the folder containing my as-of-yet-unread Glee fics which I've bookmarked and... holy banana, I've been collecting quite a number of them from the looks of it! o.o

Just have to pick a fic and read my way through all of the glorious femslash from there, I suppose? :P 

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( Glee. 3.06. Mash Off )

Let's talk about apocafics (because I say so)! :D 

Give me a fandom and any possible (or impossible!) apocalypse scenario and I'll talk about how the characters would fare, whether Character X would hook up with Character C during the dire situation or not, and etc, etc.

If you can't tell, I love apocalypse!AUs! ♥

I need to hear that at least one other person feels the same way as I do~

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Okay, so, people, there's this Spanish soap opera where there's lesbians and there's bodices? And if there's something I absolutely love it's girl-loving girls in period pieces!  

The show is called Tierra de Lobos and here's the only important part you need to know: 

"Isabel is a headstrong tomboy, a loyal sister and one of the daughters of the powerful Lobo family. Her father and the Lobo clan practically own the whole town - whatever they say, goes. However, things are beginning to change...

Cristina is a prostitute. From the first time Isabel sees her in the brothel (while Isabel was out looking for her younger sister), she has been overwhelmingly attracted to Cristina. Whether Cristina returns her affections genuinely or is scheming against the Lobo family remains to be seen..."

You should probably know the reason Isabel why was so mad awkward in that store was because the first time she ever saw Cristina in the brothel she stared at her for five minutes straight. Like, without blinking or anything. Also, the prostitute happened to be very naked and taking a bath at the time if that has anything to say... 

See for yourself! Here's links to all the scenes of interest: Isabel sees Cristina for the first time || Isabel confesses her big gay feelings to the local padre || Isabel and Cristina's first kiss 

Pretty Spanish girls kissing and touching boobies and stuff! \o/

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• Link: 5 Real Princesses Too Badass for Disney Movies - I want to go back in time and hook up with all of these women one at a time, just so I could point at each and every one of them and say: "That's my girlfriend! She don't take shit from no one." 

• Link: Sperm cells created from female embryo. It's one step closer, if nothing else... 

• Link: This article made my day! Look at his face! He's all, "my slipper is bigger than your slipper, yo."