Putting thumbtacks in your chocolate sauce

I've watched "Twilight".

Now, now -- please take into account that I subjected myself to this for purely 'scientific reasons': as a vampireholic, I simply *had* to do it. See, I am a person who will go near anything with vampires in it, short of... hardcore porn, I guess. But there was also this curious need to look at a worldwide phenomenon that has girls of all ages squealing their heads off in fannish joy.