Incest is the best, put your sister to the test!

[hyena_gal]

Merlin. 3x05: The Crystal Cave.

- And all the Arthur/Merlin shippers' hearts went 'flutter, flutter, flutter' doing that first part of the episode.
- Oh my God, Gaius! You're an idiot asshat! I thought people were supposed to grow *wiser* the older they got! Why are you going against Nature?
- Oh brother, I still ship Morgana/Morgause hardcore like nobody's business. ;) Morgause thinks it's glorious news. She can probably smell the throne or something. ;)

And then the scene that made me make *flaily* hands! These two women, for reals! :D 

- "Don't you see this is wonderful?" BECAUSE NOW I CAN MARRY YOU! AND WE CAN BE QUEEN AND QUEEN OF CAMELOT! <-- That's what Morgause meant to say. XD 
- (bells ring) Morgana: "You must go."
Morgause: "No. I don't want to leave you like this."
Morgana: "You must or they will find you here."
Morgause: "Do not do anything rash, Morgana. Promise me."
(Morgana looks away, distressed. AND MORGAUSE KISSES HER ON THE CHEEK, THEREBY BREAKING THE GAYDAR ON THIS SHOW!!!!)
Morgause: "We must bide our time."
OMG, IT'S LIKE A LESBIAN VERSION OF ROMEO & JULIET!!!!

Ahem, just to clarify - kissing your sister on the cheek isn't necessarily a gay thing to do, per se. Even if I don't do it with my two sisters, I am in no way claiming people who do it are busy getting freaky with each other. But given how these two women's relationship has been presented during the series it just reads as very. very. very. *homoerotic*! I love it! 

- Ahahah, okay, so there's a window which just exploded, Uther! Maybe you should worry about that? 
Also, I'm pretty sure this is how the dialogue should have gone during that scene:
Uther: "Did you just kick a ridiculously large dagger under my bed?"
Morgana: "No?"
Uther: "Oh. Okay."

Comments

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

A race? :D Oh, it's ON! Erh, actually, on second thought, maybe we should just try to woo her then. Let the better person win. Or something. Loser gets to have Morgause. ;)

:( Then they are blind and silly and have boy cooties and shouldn't play with us. There.

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

i was actually thinking of a fight!! i may be better at that than wooing!! but i suppose morgause is a pretty good second prize! that DOESN'T mean i wouldn't try the wooing though!!


yeah! exactly! who want to play with them anyway! not me! *pokes tongue out at them then and turns away*

perfect icon by the way!! :D

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

*whimpers* Why do you want to fight me? Heh. Wooing entails citing love poems to her. You need to get cracking on them now. ;)

Stupid boys. From reading this, you wouldn't actually believe I'm older than 8. XD

Unfortunately, it's all too true. :(

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

i'd be fighting you for the affections of Lady Morgana!! what better thing could there be to fight for?? but if we are going the wooing route then, love poems it is!! although it's pretty late here and i have work sword practice in the morning so i'll leave the poetry until tomorrow??!! now where is that servent? i need some paper and a quill........


hehehe, well if you're 8 then i think we may be in the same class at school!!

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Well, when you put it like *that*... I guess I get it. ;P

Ehehe, I expect the most touching love poem addressed to the Lady Morgana to come into being during tomorrow at some point from your hands - if you do it, I'll do it. ;D

Weeee - elementary school all over again! Brilliant! I'm that girl who keeps making balls out of the paper and throwing them after the other kids. And then they hit me for it. :(

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

I ahould admit that im not very good at poetry but it might be fun!! I might give it a go at lunch!!!




I'll be the kid standing next to you egging you on and then running away!! :D lol

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

There should be a comm for this - Wooing Morgana, and then there'd be these challenges that everyone would have fill: love poems, quizzes, graphics, all in the name of getting her hand. And then there would be a winner at the end. XD

*blinks* Bastard. :'(

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

that's an awesome idea!! It's funny because i was actually thinking that it would be a good challenge for merlin_land which is a challenge comm (obviously!!) for merlin!! great minds think alike!! :D ( i swear if i had more time on my hands there are so many comms i would make!!

unfortunaley i gave up on the poetry! it ended up being dolly parton's 'Jolene'!!! *shakes head* (not a bad song though!!)
I still say i would be better at a sword fight than poetry!!


I meant it in a good way! i was just very good at running away at school!! 0_o

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

You should prompt it if you feel enough for it. ;)

~ Mor-gana, Mor-gana, Mor-gana, Mor-gaaaanaaa!~ lol. Okay, you get crazy after trying to sing it only one time with that tune. ;D

:0 What a troublesome child.

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

hhmmmm.... well you never know!!

hahaha!! yeah it doesn't quite go!! :D


well, kiss chance was never my favorite game, what with all those boy cooties!!!

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Go! Go! Go! :)

It is kind of difficult to get a good song out of it. :/ Oh well.

Boy cooties will eat your soul. Trufax. *nods sagely*

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

are you a member at merlin_land? i am a proud member of Team Morgana!!



i heard that about them!! good job i was a a fast runner as a child!!?? :D ;)

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

No, but I'm considering maybe signing up? ;)

You ran away from guys instead of fighting them? That's... actually a good tactic.

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

it can be pretty fun, i have been a little lax this round though!! lot's of good challenges and stuff :D


yeah i didn't want them catching me!! eewww!! and anyway i had a brother to fight!! that's probablywhere i got my tactical skills from!!

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Yeah, I might go check it out now. ;)

He was the muscles, you were... the person running. XD Whatever it takes not to get hurt, though.

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

i seem to be making myself sound like a thug!! i'm really not!! I used to fight with my brother, so i didn't need to fight boys at school!! lol!

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Heh. How many siblings do you have? Just you and your brother?

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

yeah just me and my older brother, we liked to fight!! :D


how about you? and also where are you in the world?

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Two sisters. And I'm in... uhm, Europe. ;)

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

well, that's not very specific!!! lol!

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Nah. ;P Well, I'm from the country you're currently in, but I'm not... in it, right now.

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

oh...well....okay then!! dare i ask where you are at the minute?

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

You may dare all you want, but whether you get a clear answer... ;D I'm... close to the UK.

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

ireland?

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that sounds fine with me. ;)