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[hyena_gal]

Give me a pairing and I'll tell you my headcanon for
1. What they most commonly do during sex (if applicable)
2. Who has prettier hair/paintjob 
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
6. The most tragic possible ending for them

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[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

Brittana!!! :D

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

1. What they most commonly do during sex (if applicable)
There's a book which is applicable here - The Lesbian Kama Sutra. Enough said...

2. Who has prettier hair/paintjob
Santana. Brittany agrees. :P

3. What they argue about most often
The vice both Lord Tubbington and Santana share - cigar smoking. It stinks and makes your teeth fall out according to Brittany.

4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Probably Brittany - it's all about enjoying the good things in life, not mourning what you lose.

5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
They move to N.Y. and find a small apartment; Brittany ends up as a kindergarten teacher and Santana works as a PI (yo, after "Michael" that's totes canon. ;P). They end up the proud parents of a baby boy and a baby girl.

6. The most tragic possible ending for them
.... they don't die together in the same nursing home! ;__; (~Always / I want to be with you / And make believe with you / And live in harmony, harmony / Oh love!~)

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

You know Brittany has a copy of the lesbian karma surta!! lol

hahaha! i can see them argue about cigar smoking!! :D

oh i like their happily ever after, it's kind of perfect!! :D

oh! number 6!!! :(

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

And she reads in it every day before bedtime. ;)

Brittany thinks it's gross - Santana just wants her voice to be all raspy and sexy. :P

They should never break up! Nevaaaar!