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hyena_galGive me a pairing and I'll tell you my headcanon for
1. What they most commonly do during sex (if applicable)
2. Who has prettier hair/paintjob
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
6. The most tragic possible ending for them
1. What they most commonly do during sex (if applicable)
2. Who has prettier hair/paintjob
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
6. The most tragic possible ending for them
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Date: 2012-02-13 04:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-13 06:04 pm (UTC)There's a book which is applicable here - The Lesbian Kama Sutra. Enough said...
2. Who has prettier hair/paintjob
Santana. Brittany agrees. :P
3. What they argue about most often
The vice both Lord Tubbington and Santana share - cigar smoking. It stinks and makes your teeth fall out according to Brittany.
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Probably Brittany - it's all about enjoying the good things in life, not mourning what you lose.
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
They move to N.Y. and find a small apartment; Brittany ends up as a kindergarten teacher and Santana works as a PI (yo, after "Michael" that's totes canon. ;P). They end up the proud parents of a baby boy and a baby girl.
6. The most tragic possible ending for them
.... they don't die together in the same nursing home! ;__; (~Always / I want to be with you / And make believe with you / And live in harmony, harmony / Oh love!~)
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Date: 2012-02-13 07:20 pm (UTC)hahaha! i can see them argue about cigar smoking!! :D
oh i like their happily ever after, it's kind of perfect!! :D
oh! number 6!!! :(
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Date: 2012-02-13 07:49 pm (UTC)Brittany thinks it's gross - Santana just wants her voice to be all raspy and sexy. :P
They should never break up! Nevaaaar!
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Date: 2012-02-13 07:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-13 07:46 pm (UTC)Regina likes being in control - and that carries over into the bedroom. Emma's handcuffs have been used on more than one occasion.
2. Who has prettier hair/paintjob
Regina, although she thinks Emma's hair is like ~tangible sunshine~
3. What they argue about most often
Henry Henry Henry who does the dishes Henry have you seen my shirt Henry!
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Emma. She'd do the entire stoic thing - and drown her sorrow in alcohol. <.<
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
A kiss of love breaks the spell~
6. The most tragic possible ending for them
One of them dies. D:
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Date: 2012-02-14 06:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-14 08:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-14 10:14 am (UTC)I thought we already were. ;)