I'm gonna eat you up, little girl

[hyena_gal]

3x04: 9 Crimes

- Alcide don't have no time for furniture. That's because he's into the Spartan way of living and all. 
- Awkward Telephone Conversation is awkward. Geez, what is it with these vampires and decency? Bill is totally pulling an Edward in New Moon here. 
- "I don't have a nutsack." XD Sookie!!! 
- Whoa shit, Bill, haven't anyone told you it's not very gentlemanly to punch women in the face?
- Ahahaha, there's a big Eric hanging outside your window, Sookie. Better get him inside before the wire breaks. Oh, it was just Eric's fantasy. Whatevs. 
- Eeeeeh, Jessica as a waitress! :D
- Eric is keeping an eye on his Lafayette.
- No, don't torture Pam. :(
- Peer Pressure: It Works on Bill™

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3x05: Trouble

- Uh oh, Bill's been caught with the hand in the cookiejar! XD
- "You tiresome cow."
- Talbot likes what he's seeing. ;)
- Franklin is a sick fuck. And can't get enough of showing his typing skills, apparently. Very grown-up.
- Aww, poor Jésus. He just wants to hang out with you, Lafayette.
- "Alcide. Obey." lol
- Ahaha, oh Jessica. I love you so much! :D
- Holy bovine - I'm pretty sure Spike (around s2-s4) and Franklin would hit it off marvelously. What with tying up the love of their lives and all.
- "Yeah, food is just a thang. I only need it, like, once every week or so. No worries." Oh no. Oh shit! 
- Japanese vampire erotica from the 16th century - Eric is reading vampire yaoi!!11!!
- OMG, flashback scene! Eric has a lot in common with Angel, I see...