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[hyena_gal]

I guess this is going to be a gruelling experience? Let's see, shall we:

Oh, also -- do not trespass if you do not want your squee to be stepped on. Contrary to belief, I care about dem lil' squee. They are small and fluffy and look kind of like marshmallows and shouldn't be harmed. It's a fair warning. ;)

Glee. 3.05. The First Time:

- Shut up, Artie. --_--
- I love you, Beiste.
- Seriously? *Seriously*? Did he just ask them about that? *Why*? Because someone who hasn't slept with somebody else couldn't *possible* play a character - in a fucking *musical* of all things - that happens to *have* tried having sex? Fuck you very much! 
- Omg, Artie, shut. the. fuck. up! You know, I have nothing against Kevin McHale, but holy shitballs, is his character a misogynist douchebag! :o "... made me feel like a man"? Fuck that shit to hell and back. 
- This episode is just hell-bent on offending us, isn't it? It wants to see me gnash my teeth... 
- Actually, you can do those things with your brother, Rachel, but that's beside the point. ;)
- What the fuck *is* this episode?!?!?!?!
- "Uptown Girl" - that's a shitty cover! The Warblers somehow managed to butcher that song thoroughly... 
- "So you're like a legend at Dalton." Hahaha! Brb, laughing myself to sleep! 
- Sebastian's voice is annoying. Young sir, please cease uttering words. -_-
- Oh thank god, Santana! One good thing happening! Naya is tres yummy in that red dress! :3
- Blaine: zomg, anowther giuy hiat on mee, what du I duuuuu? :O
- Erh..... what? Men? What? 8-/
- Yes, gay bars are bad places! Baaaaad! Bwaaaaad! Meet your love elsewheeeere! 
- Nuuuh, Mike, baby boy! ;__; Harry Shum, your face is precious. 
- "... a meeting with my girls." *Tina frowns* Lol, you go, girl! Speak up! Come on! 
- Rachel, listen to them! The lesbians know what they're talking about. Just wait.
- "I lost my virginity at cheerleading camp. He just... climbed into my tent. Alien invasion." Uh.... that's... not cool. At all. O_o
- Lol, hello, Karofsky! And yeah, so... this means Kurt and Dave are going to hook up?
- And hey, thank you for letting us know he attends a new school, writers! 
- Ugh, you so yummy, Santana. :)
- SHAVE YOUR HEAD, PUCK! 
- So, Finchel's first time ended up being a pity fuck. Yep, OTP material right there! 

Comments

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

couldn't agree more, i dont think there's a point here i don't agree with!! :D

- Artie just....... no, please just stop talking. completely.
- uptown girl = awful - too high pitched!!! and they're all guys!!
-French teacher = hot!! wish my french teacher was like that! i would have paid WAY more attention!!
- sebastion = nasty!!
- i liked seeing Karofsky again! he's nice when he's nice!
- brittany's story = not good!! i've decided that her 'first time' was with aliens!! otherwise it sounds too much like rape!! :(
- Oh! Mike!!! :( but yay for Mrs chang, i may or may not have welled up a little!! i agree with you saying he's the only guy you like!
- best bit = santana, brittany, mike and beiste

[hyena-gal.livejournal.com]

Uugh. Don't get me started on Artie -- how much did I hate that the first scene pretty much went like: Artie: So, have either of you tried having sex? and both the *female* teachers get up, like they have anything to be embarrassed about, and Artie just sits there and is all: well, I've had my *dick* inside a girl's vagina, so that obviously gives me authority to talk about this, because I'm a guy! and just ARYTRYAFNOOO! >:c

That cover just didn't work. It was shitty. The original is an okay song - they managed to make it sound really horrible.

LOL! Well, that *is* true - I did notice there was an attractive woman walking amongst all those (prepubescent) boys. ;D

Yeah, I don't like that Sebastian kid either. :-/

Karofsky can be nice, yes. I'd actually find it interesting to see Kurt and him interact more -- not necessarily to hook up, just to hang out and try to make up for things which happened in the past. Kurt seems like he's over it and has forgiven him, so...

.... that's still rape, isn't it? <.< In any case, that story about Brittany and the tent is way skeevy and I'm just... gonna try and forget it.

Mrs Chang! Let me love you down, you Asian MILF! ;) D'awww, Mike. You're a good boy. :)

Yes and yes and yes. Oh, I liked Quinn's "Just wait" as well. Apparently she doesn't hate Rachel as much as she'd like people to think. ;)