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Aug. 13th, 2011 07:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hyena_galYou guys, you guys, Glee! Anyone wanna talk about the spoilerific pics floating around of Dianna at the moment? :D
Because, oh man, I might just have figured out what the entire third season of Glee is going to be about!
Liek, zomg, obviously, it's totally going to be Utena all over again! Like, just with real people! It totally makes sense: Quinn has watched the anime during the summer and when she returns to school, she's going to be all: "Screw you all! Imma be a ~prince~ now! No more Prom Queen or Miss Teen America for me, motherfuckers! Bring on my magical-boob-sword." And so all the Glee kids challenge each other to duels every goddamn week because they just have too many ~hormones~ in them and, also, it's mandatory that you wear a Cheerios uniform when you duel and then the others can sing a battle theme song while two of them duel.
Uh-huh.
So, I'm guessing it'll be a little like this:
Quinn-Can-Always-Go-Gay : Utena. The hair. Nuff said.
Rachel : erh, Wakaba? Quirky personality and has some fairly odd fascination with a guy that isn't the nicest around.
Finn : Saionji. Finn may not physically hurt women, but he sure does have his douchebag moments. Hence the nomination as Saionji. Also, complicated friendship with a certain Jewish boy.
Puck : Touga. They both like to stick their dicks in things. Nuff said.
Santana : Juri *and* Kozue. I see Santana as being a mix of both their personalities.
Brittany : Chu-Chu. They both say a lot of clever things. Too bad no one understands them.
Artie : Miki. Comes off as nice to begin with, but the more you get to know him, the more messed up you start to suspect he actually is.
Tina : Anthy. Says next to nothing, and no one cares about her opinion anyways.
Wait... does that mean we should all start shipping Quinn/Tina? Quinntina?
Erh......
Okay, so, not really. That was me being the opposite of serious. :P
But, seriously, what's up with new hair colour?! And "Hell Is So Hot Right Now"? Ooh, has Quinnie been sinning after she got back from New York?Perhaps making out with either Santana/Brittany and/or Rachel? Looking forward to whatever the hell *that* storyline is going to be about, because, really, I love everything you choose your sweet teenage rebel ass to be, Quinn! :D It's very entertaining to watch, I assure you. Also, I just really like your ass. Period.
Bottom line, tho:
Because, oh man, I might just have figured out what the entire third season of Glee is going to be about!
Liek, zomg, obviously, it's totally going to be Utena all over again! Like, just with real people! It totally makes sense: Quinn has watched the anime during the summer and when she returns to school, she's going to be all: "Screw you all! Imma be a ~prince~ now! No more Prom Queen or Miss Teen America for me, motherfuckers! Bring on my magical-boob-sword." And so all the Glee kids challenge each other to duels every goddamn week because they just have too many ~hormones~ in them and, also, it's mandatory that you wear a Cheerios uniform when you duel and then the others can sing a battle theme song while two of them duel.
Uh-huh.
So, I'm guessing it'll be a little like this:
Quinn-Can-Always-Go-Gay : Utena. The hair. Nuff said.
Rachel : erh, Wakaba? Quirky personality and has some fairly odd fascination with a guy that isn't the nicest around.
Finn : Saionji. Finn may not physically hurt women, but he sure does have his douchebag moments. Hence the nomination as Saionji. Also, complicated friendship with a certain Jewish boy.
Puck : Touga. They both like to stick their dicks in things. Nuff said.
Santana : Juri *and* Kozue. I see Santana as being a mix of both their personalities.
Brittany : Chu-Chu. They both say a lot of clever things. Too bad no one understands them.
Artie : Miki. Comes off as nice to begin with, but the more you get to know him, the more messed up you start to suspect he actually is.
Tina : Anthy. Says next to nothing, and no one cares about her opinion anyways.
Erh......
Okay, so, not really. That was me being the opposite of serious. :P
But, seriously, what's up with new hair colour?! And "Hell Is So Hot Right Now"? Ooh, has Quinnie been sinning after she got back from New York?
Bottom line, tho:
@tumblr@
So there you have it. :P
- Also, this: Reinterpreting Disney Princess Costumes Through a Historical Lens. Loving the drawings!
- And: Apparently, Ashley Benson is a Hanna/Emily shipper
So there you have it. :P
- Also, this: Reinterpreting Disney Princess Costumes Through a Historical Lens. Loving the drawings!
- And: Apparently, Ashley Benson is a Hanna/Emily shipper
