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hyena_galRe-watching season 1 and season 2 of Glee has lead me to the following conclusions/observations:
• This show is still a clusterfuck, but that really doesn't come as any surprise. Less of a clusterfuck in the first episodes of season 1, though...
• Will Schuester is an incurable dick. From blackmailing Finn to join the club to not listening to what Rachel & Co have to say about not wanting to perform "Freak Out" at the assembly, he's just an all-around shitty teacher. I know -- colour me surprised.
• Quinn is still the gayest girl that ever gayed. She just comes across as being a repressed queermo in the first couple of episodes, to be perfectly honest. Also, pretty sure Rachel steals the Celibacy Club's gavel in "Showmance". I wonder what Quinn had to say about that...
• "Acafellas" -- cheerleaders trying to employ a professional choreographer = "Bring It On"? Where's all the jazz hands, though? Lol, and John Stamos is mentioned. ;D Also, ugh! Finn!
• ... although I kind of don't mind Finn and Kurt in "Preggers". And Puck sure seems pretty adamant about Finn and Kurt being an item...
• "The Rhodes Not Taken" -- ugh! Will and Finn! Ugh! And even though Rachel is being completely unreasonable, I guess I get her in some way.
• Lol! Brittana high five in "Vitamin D". Priceless!
• In "Throwdown," there's a scene where Quinn says: "The minority students don't feel like they are being heard." The camera shifts directly to Santana afterwards, showing her wearing this subtle *look* on her face. Ooh, I wonder what she reacted to there? ;P Also, LOL! The other Cheerios are not "academically eligible. Mr. Schuester flunked them." So, that means the only Cheerios out practising that day were the Unholy Trinity? Awww. Also, Gwyneth Paltrow gets mentioned. And, seriously -- this: Rachel: "And I'd practise a little bit more, because you obviously have a *lot* you need to express." Quinn (grinning at Rachel): "Oh, you have *no* idea." Gay! Gaaay!
• I like Puck and Rachel as friends in "Mash-Up". Too bad we haven't had more scenes of them just interacting as that.
• "Ballad": okay, so it's official -- Quinn has the shittiest parents in the world. And, oh Lordy, somehow I'd forgotten about that truly awkward scene with Finn singing to a sonogram on his Macbook. Rofl. Oh, and Quinn lives on Dudley Road, apparently.
• "Hairography": Splits! Magazine, eh? I wonder if any of the Queerios read it. *coughSantanacough*...
• Lol! I like that the picture of Jesse St. James overlaps a rainbow flag in Rachel's locker in "Hell-O". Not a sign ~at all~. Also, the Glee kids really do act like assholes towards Rachel.
• So, this is the Glist: 1. Quinn. 2. Santana. 3. Puck. 4. Brittany. 5. Jesse. 6. Finn. 7. Mike. 8. Matt. 9. Rachel. All I'm getting from this is Quinntana *and* repressed Faberry feelings from Quinn's side.
• "Theatricality": Will: "Tina, are there any other looks you can try?" Santana: "Biker chick?" Well, hello Santana's-Inner-Lesbian, nice of you to show your face! ;D Just one question -- why did Rachel bring Quinn along with her to spy on Vocal Adrenaline? I get Mercedes, but... Quinn? I don't get it.
• Yeah... I still don't understand Mercedes' attitude towards Quinn in "Funk." Don't get it at all. And, yeah -- no hints of the Lucy thing here! Continuity -- not in this show. Also, stop. saying. funk!
--
• Uh, Puck getting a vasectomy -- was that a joke or... Mark plays is as though Puck *did* go through with it. "Seemed like the only right thing to do." And, hold up -- did Artie just equate being gay as to having a handicap? Whut? You're a shit noodle, dude. Sam's dyslexic? Missed that the first time around. Finchel -- yeaaah, no. Not working, won't ever work for me.
• Lol! Quinn looking goddamn *everywhere else than at Rachel* in "Britney/Brittany" will never not be amusing!
• Artie is just as bad as Will and Finn when they are at their worst! Also, all the awards to Mike for being awesome. I like that boy. Also, this: Will: "Last year when the Cheerios won the national championship, Santana pantsed Brittany and she was wearing a lot less than her underwear. Neither of them were suspended." Figgins: "That was in the middle of a celebration." Damn right -- a celebration of ~teh gaaay~!
• "The Substitute": Oh gawd, Kurt! Shut up. Jeez.
• "Furt": be afraid -- be very afraid. Quinn knows how to break into lockers. That's... fic material right there. Planting incriminating objects and whatnot.
• "Special Education": Santana (to Rachel): "Did I tell you he bought me dinner after?" LOL, yes, Santana -- a glorious burger at the nearest joint. That's real glamorous.
• Uhm... how come no one considers the possibility of Sam being bisexual instead of gay in "Rumours". It... does not compute.
• Santana has a framed picture of Brittany in her Cheerios uniform on her nightstand. Enough said.
--
What else's been going on...
Trying to get my fic-writing mojo on. Am failing at the moment. Got a number of fic ideas for Glee now, which is making me both go D: as well as kind of... amusing me? It's drawing all my attention, goddamnit!
And let's throw a meme in here too while we're at it, why not. Any fandom I'm familiar with is fair game:
My het OTP:
My slash OTP:
My femslash OTP:
My endgame OTP:
My original OTP:
My crack OTP:
My guilty pleasure OTP:
My anti-OTP:
Hope everyone's fine and well. :)
• This show is still a clusterfuck, but that really doesn't come as any surprise. Less of a clusterfuck in the first episodes of season 1, though...
• Will Schuester is an incurable dick. From blackmailing Finn to join the club to not listening to what Rachel & Co have to say about not wanting to perform "Freak Out" at the assembly, he's just an all-around shitty teacher. I know -- colour me surprised.
• Quinn is still the gayest girl that ever gayed. She just comes across as being a repressed queermo in the first couple of episodes, to be perfectly honest. Also, pretty sure Rachel steals the Celibacy Club's gavel in "Showmance". I wonder what Quinn had to say about that...
• "Acafellas" -- cheerleaders trying to employ a professional choreographer = "Bring It On"? Where's all the jazz hands, though? Lol, and John Stamos is mentioned. ;D Also, ugh! Finn!
• ... although I kind of don't mind Finn and Kurt in "Preggers". And Puck sure seems pretty adamant about Finn and Kurt being an item...
• "The Rhodes Not Taken" -- ugh! Will and Finn! Ugh! And even though Rachel is being completely unreasonable, I guess I get her in some way.
• Lol! Brittana high five in "Vitamin D". Priceless!
• In "Throwdown," there's a scene where Quinn says: "The minority students don't feel like they are being heard." The camera shifts directly to Santana afterwards, showing her wearing this subtle *look* on her face. Ooh, I wonder what she reacted to there? ;P Also, LOL! The other Cheerios are not "academically eligible. Mr. Schuester flunked them." So, that means the only Cheerios out practising that day were the Unholy Trinity? Awww. Also, Gwyneth Paltrow gets mentioned. And, seriously -- this: Rachel: "And I'd practise a little bit more, because you obviously have a *lot* you need to express." Quinn (grinning at Rachel): "Oh, you have *no* idea." Gay! Gaaay!
• I like Puck and Rachel as friends in "Mash-Up". Too bad we haven't had more scenes of them just interacting as that.
• "Ballad": okay, so it's official -- Quinn has the shittiest parents in the world. And, oh Lordy, somehow I'd forgotten about that truly awkward scene with Finn singing to a sonogram on his Macbook. Rofl. Oh, and Quinn lives on Dudley Road, apparently.
• "Hairography": Splits! Magazine, eh? I wonder if any of the Queerios read it. *coughSantanacough*...
• Lol! I like that the picture of Jesse St. James overlaps a rainbow flag in Rachel's locker in "Hell-O". Not a sign ~at all~. Also, the Glee kids really do act like assholes towards Rachel.
• So, this is the Glist: 1. Quinn. 2. Santana. 3. Puck. 4. Brittany. 5. Jesse. 6. Finn. 7. Mike. 8. Matt. 9. Rachel. All I'm getting from this is Quinntana *and* repressed Faberry feelings from Quinn's side.
• "Theatricality": Will: "Tina, are there any other looks you can try?" Santana: "Biker chick?" Well, hello Santana's-Inner-Lesbian, nice of you to show your face! ;D Just one question -- why did Rachel bring Quinn along with her to spy on Vocal Adrenaline? I get Mercedes, but... Quinn? I don't get it.
• Yeah... I still don't understand Mercedes' attitude towards Quinn in "Funk." Don't get it at all. And, yeah -- no hints of the Lucy thing here! Continuity -- not in this show. Also, stop. saying. funk!
--
• Uh, Puck getting a vasectomy -- was that a joke or... Mark plays is as though Puck *did* go through with it. "Seemed like the only right thing to do." And, hold up -- did Artie just equate being gay as to having a handicap? Whut? You're a shit noodle, dude. Sam's dyslexic? Missed that the first time around. Finchel -- yeaaah, no. Not working, won't ever work for me.
• Lol! Quinn looking goddamn *everywhere else than at Rachel* in "Britney/Brittany" will never not be amusing!
• Artie is just as bad as Will and Finn when they are at their worst! Also, all the awards to Mike for being awesome. I like that boy. Also, this: Will: "Last year when the Cheerios won the national championship, Santana pantsed Brittany and she was wearing a lot less than her underwear. Neither of them were suspended." Figgins: "That was in the middle of a celebration." Damn right -- a celebration of ~teh gaaay~!
• "The Substitute": Oh gawd, Kurt! Shut up. Jeez.
• "Furt": be afraid -- be very afraid. Quinn knows how to break into lockers. That's... fic material right there. Planting incriminating objects and whatnot.
• "Special Education": Santana (to Rachel): "Did I tell you he bought me dinner after?" LOL, yes, Santana -- a glorious burger at the nearest joint. That's real glamorous.
• Uhm... how come no one considers the possibility of Sam being bisexual instead of gay in "Rumours". It... does not compute.
• Santana has a framed picture of Brittany in her Cheerios uniform on her nightstand. Enough said.
--
What else's been going on...
Trying to get my fic-writing mojo on. Am failing at the moment. Got a number of fic ideas for Glee now, which is making me both go D: as well as kind of... amusing me? It's drawing all my attention, goddamnit!
And let's throw a meme in here too while we're at it, why not. Any fandom I'm familiar with is fair game:
My het OTP:
My slash OTP:
My femslash OTP:
My endgame OTP:
My original OTP:
My crack OTP:
My guilty pleasure OTP:
My anti-OTP:
Hope everyone's fine and well. :)
