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I guess this is going to be a gruelling experience? Let's see, shall we:

Oh, also -- do not trespass if you do not want your squee to be stepped on. Contrary to belief, I care about dem lil' squee. They are small and fluffy and look kind of like marshmallows and shouldn't be harmed. It's a fair warning. ;)

Glee. 3.05. The First Time:

- Shut up, Artie. --_--
- I love you, Beiste.
- Seriously? *Seriously*? Did he just ask them about that? *Why*? Because someone who hasn't slept with somebody else couldn't *possible* play a character - in a fucking *musical* of all things - that happens to *have* tried having sex? Fuck you very much!
- Omg, Artie, shut. the. fuck. up! You know, I have nothing against Kevin McHale, but holy shitballs, is his character a misogynist douchebag! :o "... made me feel like a man"? Fuck that shit to hell and back.
- This episode is just hell-bent on offending us, isn't it? It wants to see me gnash my teeth...
- Actually, you can do those things with your brother, Rachel, but that's beside the point. ;)
- What the fuck *is* this episode?!?!?!?!
- "Uptown Girl" - that's a shitty cover! The Warblers somehow managed to butcher that song thoroughly...
- "So you're like a legend at Dalton." Hahaha! Brb, laughing myself to sleep!
- Sebastian's voice is annoying. Young sir, please cease uttering words. -_-
- Oh thank god, Santana! One good thing happening! Naya is tres yummy in that red dress! :3
- Blaine: zomg, anowther giuy hiat on mee, what du I duuuuu? :O
- Erh..... what? Men? What? 8-/
- Yes, gay bars are bad places! Baaaaad! Bwaaaaad! Meet your love elsewheeeere!
- Nuuuh, Mike, baby boy! ;__; Harry Shum, your face is precious.
- "... a meeting with my girls." *Tina frowns* Lol, you go, girl! Speak up! Come on!
- Rachel, listen to them! The lesbians know what they're talking about. Just wait.
- "I lost my virginity at cheerleading camp. He just... climbed into my tent. Alien invasion." Uh.... that's... not cool. At all. O_o
- Lol, hello, Karofsky! And yeah, so... this means Kurt and Dave are going to hook up?
- And hey, thank you for letting us know he attends a new school, writers!
- Ugh, you so yummy, Santana. :)
- SHAVE YOUR HEAD, PUCK!
- So, Finchel's first time ended up being a pity fuck. Yep, OTP material right there!

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- Artie was a dick.
- I hated "Uptown Girl." It was BEYOND terrible.
- A rock has more sexual chemistry than Finn/Rachel and Kurt/Blaine.
- Santana saved this episode.
- Beiste/Cooter was kind of a cute C plot. Or D plot Or whatever.
- Mike's little plot was nice too.
- Um. Brittany's first time story was ... Sketchy. And not funny. I don't even know.
- I just want to know, what names was Brittany calling Artie?

- Artie was beyond being a dick - he was, like, the dickiest dick of dicks. :P He was a severed dick in a box.
- Shitty cover was shitty. Maybe Darren would have been able to save it, but meh.
- Finchel makes me want to close my eyes and never open them again and Klaine -- well, I just don't see it. :-/
- Preach! That red dress certainly didn't make things worse. ;)
- I didn't mind Beister/Cooter - I just didn't need Artie acting as a disabled very much unwanted Cupid around them.
- Mike is starting to be the only guy I can stomach in Glee. I think Artie should take notes from him how *not* to be a bastard.
- I guess the writers thought it was funny/just Brittany being her usual weird self, but, uh - no, it just came across as being "Whut? Not funny and hella sketchy on top of that!" if you ask me.
- No idea. I just hope whatever those names were they embarrassed Artie/made him feel uncomfortable, because that's the least he deserves after this episode.

Thank goodness I'm not the only one who had these thoughts after watching the episode. :P

couldn't agree more, i dont think there's a point here i don't agree with!! :D

- Artie just....... no, please just stop talking. completely.
- uptown girl = awful - too high pitched!!! and they're all guys!!
-French teacher = hot!! wish my french teacher was like that! i would have paid WAY more attention!!
- sebastion = nasty!!
- i liked seeing Karofsky again! he's nice when he's nice!
- brittany's story = not good!! i've decided that her 'first time' was with aliens!! otherwise it sounds too much like rape!! :(
- Oh! Mike!!! :( but yay for Mrs chang, i may or may not have welled up a little!! i agree with you saying he's the only guy you like!
- best bit = santana, brittany, mike and beiste

Uugh. Don't get me started on Artie -- how much did I hate that the first scene pretty much went like: Artie: So, have either of you tried having sex? and both the *female* teachers get up, like they have anything to be embarrassed about, and Artie just sits there and is all: well, I've had my *dick* inside a girl's vagina, so that obviously gives me authority to talk about this, because I'm a guy! and just ARYTRYAFNOOO! >:c

That cover just didn't work. It was shitty. The original is an okay song - they managed to make it sound really horrible.

LOL! Well, that *is* true - I did notice there was an attractive woman walking amongst all those (prepubescent) boys. ;D

Yeah, I don't like that Sebastian kid either. :-/

Karofsky can be nice, yes. I'd actually find it interesting to see Kurt and him interact more -- not necessarily to hook up, just to hang out and try to make up for things which happened in the past. Kurt seems like he's over it and has forgiven him, so...

.... that's still rape, isn't it? <.< In any case, that story about Brittany and the tent is way skeevy and I'm just... gonna try and forget it.

Mrs Chang! Let me love you down, you Asian MILF! ;) D'awww, Mike. You're a good boy. :)

Yes and yes and yes. Oh, I liked Quinn's "Just wait" as well. Apparently she doesn't hate Rachel as much as she'd like people to think. ;)